Last week, Elaine, a friend of hers (D) and I went to an art gallery. On our return we caught the Overground train at Highbury and Islington, heading towards Stratford [1].
There were only two seats available, and being the gentleman that I am [2], I stood while Elaine and D sat down.
Me (to Elaine): Enjoying sitting down, are you?
At this point, the bloke sitting next to Elaine leapt out of his seat.
Bloke: Here, sit down.
Me: No, it’s alright, really, I was joking.
Bloke: No, I insist!
D went bright red.
D: I hope you feel suitably embarassed.
Me: I do, I do.
Elaine: That was so embarassing.
Me: I know.
I tried to bury my face behind a book, which was hard because it’s only a paperback. [3]
Notes
- In my opinion, even unimportant details are important, because they put flesh on the bones, so to speak. 
- Who says chivalry is dead? 
- Othello, since you ask. I’m reading it for the first time ever, and I’ve never seen it either. (I told you I’m an uneducated slob, didn’t I?) Boy, that Iago is a piece of work, isn’t he? 
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